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Joke Topic - 'Forgetful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgetful'.

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I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not


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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

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