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Joke Topic - 'Forgetting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgetting'.

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Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.


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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

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