Joke Topic - 'Forgive'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forgive'.

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

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