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Joke Topic - 'Forgive'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forgive'.

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To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

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