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Joke Topic - 'Forgot'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forgot'.

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Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'

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