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Joke Topic - 'Forgotten'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgotten'.

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I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.


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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

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