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Joke Topic - 'Forgotten'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgotten'.


I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.

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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.


Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"


My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'


Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.


What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.


What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

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