Joke Topic - 'Fortune Tellers'

This is not an abandoned vehicle

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

Passengers hit by cancelled trains

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.