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Joke Topic - 'Foxes'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Foxes'.
There once was 3 foxes. 2 of them were clever, the other one was stupid. One day they were stranded in a desert when they saw a little shop. They went inside and the 2 clever foxes bought food and water and the stupid one bought a car door. When they asked him why he bought it, he said, 'so that I can wind down the window when it gets hot.'
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