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Joke Topic - 'Fractions'


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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"

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