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Joke Topic - 'Frankenstein'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Frankenstein'.

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How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.


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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

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