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Joke Topic - 'Free'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Free'.


What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.


"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

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