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Joke Topic - 'Free'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Free'.

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Witches

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

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