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Joke Topic - 'French'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'French'.

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Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Police

Police move in book case
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

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