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Joke Topic - 'Friday'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Friday'.

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He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.


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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.

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