Joke Topic - 'Friday'

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.