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Joke Topic - 'Friday'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Friday'.


He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.


My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.


What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.

A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?


Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.

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