Joke Topic - 'Fridges'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.

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