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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.

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