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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Friendly'.

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What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.


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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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