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Joke Topic - 'Friends'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Friends'.

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There were these two cannibals having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'
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What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

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