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Joke Topic - 'Friends'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Friends'.
There were these two cannibals having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'
What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
Oh Crumbs!
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!
Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
He was grounded.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rush
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
Birds
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
He didn't give a hoot.
American
Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
In Moo York.
Politicians
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
Job
I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
Piano
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A: A dope ring.
Work
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Detective
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Sherlock Foams.
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