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Joke Topic - 'Friendship'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Friendship'.

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30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter


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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

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