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Joke Topic - 'Fries'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fries'.
Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
A pair of swimming trunks.
Scottish
How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Terrier-fied.
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Biscuits
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Pigs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Because he was such a ham.
Blondes
Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
A: Reservations.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
Limp.
Birthdays
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
Elephants
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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