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Joke Topic - 'Fright'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fright'.

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Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.


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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

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