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Joke Topic - 'Fright'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fright'.


Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.

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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.


What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!


What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.


A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

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