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Joke Topic - 'Front Door'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Front Door'.

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What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.


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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

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