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Joke Topic - 'Frozen Food'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Frozen Food'.

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A man had a wife who was a terrible cook - she just served frozen food day after day. Eventually the husband went to his doctor and explained his problem. 'And what's the trouble?' asked the doctor. 'Ulcers?' 'No, frostbite.'


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