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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fruit'.

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Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
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Divorce

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

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