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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fruit'.
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Doctors
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
Well, don't point him at me.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Caution
C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Because it has sandy claws.
Window Shopping
George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Beef
What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
Ground Beef!
Divorce
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
Because it's worth it!
Student
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
Morse Code
Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
Dasher.
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