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Joke Topic - 'Fun'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fun'.


Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.


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Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.


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A: Because it said concentrate.


What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.

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