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Joke Topic - 'Fun'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fun'.

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Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.

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