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Joke Topic - 'Future'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.

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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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There's no future in time travel


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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

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