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Joke Topic - 'Future'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

There's no future in time travel

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Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.


Repeal the law of gravity


What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!

A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

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