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Joke Topic - 'Garage'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Garage'.

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A dilapidated and very ancient Ford pulled into the local garage. 'Could you let me have half a gallon of petrol?' asked the old fellow at the wheel.
'Why don't you fill her up, now that you're here?' said the attendant.
'Well,' said the old chap, 'she might not run that far.'
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Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.


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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

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