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Joke Topic - 'Garden'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Garden'.


Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

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'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'


Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.


How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.


Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.


Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?


Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.


My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'

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