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Joke Topic - 'Garden'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Garden'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'

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