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Joke Topic - 'Garlic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.


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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.

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