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Joke Topic - 'Genius'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Genius'.

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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.

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