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Joke Topic - 'Ghosts' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Ghosts'.

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What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!
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What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!

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