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Joke Topic - 'Ghosts'


Here are 39 jokes on the topic - 'Ghosts'.

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Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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My uncle came in white as a sheet. He said, 'I've just seen a ghost. Make me a stiff drink.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'
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This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.

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