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Joke Topic - 'Gifts'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.

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A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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