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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.

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A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out, the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The bar man said don't leave that lying round here and the man said, it's not a lion, its a giraffe.
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What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.


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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

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