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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.

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