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Joke Topic - 'Girlfriends' - 3


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My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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My girlfriend walked into a shop to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, "Computers don't need curtains."
My girlfriend said, "Hellooo, I have windows!"
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My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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My other girlfriend is beautiful

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