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Joke Topic - 'Glass'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Glass'.

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Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor you'll never believe this but last week I went glass blowing and instead of blowing out I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'


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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.

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