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Joke Topic - 'Glass'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Glass'.
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor you'll never believe this but last week I went glass blowing and instead of blowing out I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
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Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
A hot-weiler!
Teddy Bears
What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
A one ted poster.
Waiters
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Police
A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
Cricket
I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
Cannibals
The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
Elephants
What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
A get wellephant.
Roads
What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
You make me cross.
Economists
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
To make weather forecasters look good.
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