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Joke Topic - 'Glasses'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Glasses'.

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A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'
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Billy: I went to the eye doctor because I was seeing spots in front of my eyes. He gave me glasses.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did, I can see the spots much more clearly now.
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Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Strike

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

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