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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

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I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?


What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.


What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.


If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline


He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.


What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.


Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

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