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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.

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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

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