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Joke Topic - 'Goal'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Goal'.


Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.


What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.


Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.


I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

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