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Joke Topic - 'Goal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Goal'.

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Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

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