Joke Topic - 'Goat'

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.