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Joke Topic - 'Goats'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Goats'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

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