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Joke Topic - 'Gold'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gold'.
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Tidy
What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
Anita House.
Be Seeing You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
A Dime
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Because it has more cents.
Baseball
Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
Because they both need a good batter.
This Morning
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
Cars
'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
Squash
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
Astronauts
What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
An asteroid belt.
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