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Joke Topic - 'Gold'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gold'.


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

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What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?


'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'


What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!


What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

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