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Joke Topic - 'Golf Clubs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Golf Clubs'.

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Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

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