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Joke Topic - 'Good Luck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Good Luck'.


"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!

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Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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