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Joke Topic - 'Good Luck'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Good Luck'.

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"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!


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King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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