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Joke Topic - 'Government'


Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Government'.

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Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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How many government officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court - to determine its constitutionality.
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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
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How many members of the government doe it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep the public in the dark.
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How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
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I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
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The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

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