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Joke Topic - 'Grave'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Grave'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.


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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Politicians

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

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