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Joke Topic - 'Gravity'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gravity'.

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Repeal the law of gravity
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What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Bees

What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.

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