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Joke Topic - 'Greyhounds'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Greyhounds'.


How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.

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A Bad Company

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What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.


What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.


Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.


Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

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