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Joke Topic - 'Groom'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Groom'.

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A man is about to be married and is waiting outside the church with his bride-to-be. Beside them are his golf clubs.
His bride asks him, "Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?"
The groom replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"


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Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
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Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

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