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Joke Topic - 'Guard'


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What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.


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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Biscuits

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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