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Joke Topic - 'Guard'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Guard'.


What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

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Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.


Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.


Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.


My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.


Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!


Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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