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Joke Topic - 'Guard'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Guard'.
What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
A guard dog.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dog
Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
Expiration
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Drink
Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
Noah don't.
Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Brothers
My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
Nothing
If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
Blondes
Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
A: She falls out of the tree!
Abbreviation
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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