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Joke Topic - 'Guest-house'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Guest-house'.

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A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Telepathy

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

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