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Joke Topic - 'Guest-house'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Guest-house'.


A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'

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