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Joke Topic - 'Guilty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Guilty'.

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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty


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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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